the world is a vampire
theabsurdpuddle:

“Pigeons make Mandy sad.” thought Mandy. And we felt sad for Mandy.
OR
Aretha was one of those artists who liked to hold up The Mirror of Truth to her audience. But, alas, when your audience is seagulls, you usually wind up staring at crap.

theabsurdpuddle:

“Pigeons make Mandy sad.” thought Mandy. And we felt sad for Mandy.

OR

Aretha was one of those artists who liked to hold up The Mirror of Truth to her audience. But, alas, when your audience is seagulls, you usually wind up staring at crap.